Bratislava with Stag Republic
Helen and I went on another recce - this time to Bratislava. Bratislava is filled with awesome clubs and fantastic restaurants. Perfect for a Stag or Hen weekend! The strip clubs are great too, because they cater to men AND women. Apparently, the Slovaks like going to strip clubs with their significant other. We were told that it is absolutely normal to find husbands and wives, boyfriends and girlfriends enjoying a good, raunchy sex show together. Maybe that’s why Slovakia’s divorce rate is lower than most…
So here are pictures from our own little Bratislava Stag Weekend
Helen fell in love with this tractor as soon as we hit Bratislava and insisted she get photographed with it. After the tractor love-in we got ready in our hotel room and headed out for some din-din at a place called Slang Pub right across from our hotel.
After a tasty Slovakian meal, we went for a walk around town. Bratislava is beautifully lit at night with a lot of nice views on the Danube River. We walked all the way to the UFO restaurant, across a really long bridge just to get a cocktail, but when we got there they wouldn’t let us in because they were closed - oh well, next time!
After that we did our own little Pub Crawl in Bratislava’s Old Town. At our first stop Helen was still needing some tea to get her party game going. The rest of us drank some local Slovak brew. We stopped by this ultra cool cocktail club with really funky lamps outside.
Our next stop was Club Trafo which was a funky little club playing pretty good dance music. Helen was drinking Breezers I think. And we did a couple of scary shots, I think. My memory starts getting hazy around this point.
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We met some American soldiers on their weekend off. Helen took a ‘lickin’ to a Slovakian ad campaign. We then stopped in at Moulin Rouge, one of the better strip clubs in Bratislava. The girls were pretty hot AND they had a male stripper. I’ll spare you that picture, but check out my face in this picture - the male stripper had just grabbed my hand and was slowly running it down his stomach… BLECCCHHH!


