The weekend you’ve all been waiting for is upon you – it’s time to show your friend the (last) time of his life with an all out stag weekend in Krakow. Booze and banter is guaranteed and if you’re a good friend you’ll make sure he gets to see a little bit of hot lady stuff as well. Of course hooking up is off limits so play it safe and organise a stripper instead.
If you’re wondering how you can incorporate one into your stag party then never fear… we’ve been doing this sort of thing for years :-D
Hot it up on the way back from the airport.
Just because you’ve not reached the city centre yet doesn’t mean you can’t get the party started in style. Your lovely guide for the weekend will meet you in the arrival hall with a round of ice cold beers (or maybe some champagne if that’s your thing).
She will usher you aboard our utterly pimping stripper filled hummer for an unforgettable ride ride into Krakow.
We’d tell you to look out the window and enjoy the scenery, but frankly you’re not going to be able to take your eyes off what’s going on inside the vehicle. A gorgeous stripper will be slipping and sliding herself all over the plush leather seats and asking you to pump the volume on the decked out sound system.
If you’re lucky she’ll be all over your lap as well.
We’re going to go ahead and assume that – in a city with more bars per square mile than any other city in the world – you’re going to be able to find a way to keep yourself entertained during the day.
Once it gets to dinner time however, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. we propose dinner with beers as a fine way to start the evening.
All things come in 2 where we’re concerned. 2 free beers, 2 delicious course of traditional Polish food – and if you so choose we could arrange 2 strippers to go and entertain the group for desert. We’re certain it will be the sweetest thing you’ll get all weekend.
Soak in style
Of course you could spend your night out at some tourist bar soaking up cheap local beer – but if you’re looking for a certain amount of refinement on your best friends last weekend of freedom then might we suggest a little private jacuzzi party.
You’ll get table reservations in a top Krakow strip club and the stag will get 30 mins alone time in a jacuzzi with a stripper with not 1, but 2 gorgeous Polish strippers (yes they will be touching and kissing!) – we’ll also throw in a beer and a shot to make sure he doesn’t get thirsty.
Best man step up, you get some special treatment too in the form of 10 minutes, 2 strippers and a shot of vodka (they love the stuff here!).
And the rest of you… you won’t get wet I’m afraid, but you will get a private dance each, a shot of vodka and best tables in the house downstairs.
Blinder of a weekend boys!